Recent Articles: I SPY CAMEL TOE - ISPYCAMELTOE are the same as any other women in at least one respect. You can't ask a Vietnamese woman directly how old she is. At least, you don't pose that question if you want to live to collect your Canada Pension Plan. However, you can ask a Vietnamese woman where she fits on the Chinese zodiac, the same way you can ask a white woman "What's your sign, baby?" Since the Chinese zodiac cycle repeats every twelve years, you can make more than an educated guess as to a woman's age. When Mrs. Nguyen put down her spoon and chopsticks, I asked in my most inscrutable western manner:
"Ba Nguyen, I was just wondering what your year was. I was born in the year of the Horse. What's your year?"
Mrs. Nguyen let go of the spoon and chopsticks and banged her palms together in opposite directions. You can take the hooker out of the bar but she's still a hooker.
"Ong Paul, I think you never ask. You so cold like ice last night. I Tiger. Tiger woman and Horse man make good fuck. And you real horse. Have banana big like horse. Ong Paul, all time I in Vancouver I miss you big, hard banana, hard like jade. Duc, him have little saiphun noodle between legs, not big banana like Ong Paul. Since Duc go away, I no have banana, not even small noodle. You must to help me one this time, Ong Paul. You stuff Nguyen Hiep full with big banana?"
