Recent Articles: IN THE VIP - INTHEVIP are also supposed to be compatible with Pigs. And here I had a real pig in Mrs. Nguyen. I did a quick calculation in my head. Nguyen Hiep was in her early 40's when I fucked her before I married Melinda. I met Melinda 12 years ago so Mrs. Nguyen must be in her 50's now. Geez, she was born in the Year of the Horse, 1948, and that made her 54 years old. Old enough to be a granny, no, old enough to be a great-granny, given how young Vietnamese girls marry. No way was my "big, hard banana" going to end up between the legs of a 54 year-old Tiger.
"Well, Ba Nguyen, I really don't think we should start anything again. Our affair was over long ago. Besides, Miss Reyes could wake up anytime or Fortunata could come back with the kids. I didn't mean to bring up the topics of our affair or your late husband. I think we should change the subject. Now, how do we locate an apartment for you where your Korean friends can't find you."
